"Straight guys" in gay porn be like:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"

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(via satyrbuddy)

(Source: perel, via littlemissgirlscout)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via epic-humor)

This my “I was woken up by very loud thunder and pre-show nervous stomach syndrome” face

This my “I was woken up by very loud thunder and pre-show nervous stomach syndrome” face

ukarchitects:

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

oh my god

ukarchitects:

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

oh my god

(Source: dilfgod, via loganmcowen)

enderrr:

…….Shep?

Joker: earlputnam

(via i-came-from-the-brotherhood)

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via workinglynx)

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

thequeenofeffineverything:

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

ONCE A WEEK? try once a day!

(Source: goodlyrottenapple, via i-came-from-the-brotherhood)

darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

(Source: nxte, via shudaisdrybones)

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

(via workinglynx)

pixalry:

The Fifth Element Character Posters - Created by Anthony Genuardi

Posters available for sale at his Etsy Shop. You can also follow him on Tumblr or Facebook.

(via shudaisdrybones)

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

Become a figure skater they said

it will be fun they said

(via teamredforever)

dekutree:

drive

dekutree:

drive

(Source: nkym, via jimmykudos)

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

(via beware-the-bear)

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

coming attractions!

(Source: fucknoalmosteverything, via workinglynx)

Le Rêve Couleur

The Light Side of Oso-Noir